Men Are Hard to Please

The Problems with Guys:

If you Treat him nicely, He says you are in Love with him,

If you Don't, He says you are Proud.

If you Dress nicely, he say you are trying to Lure him,

If you Don't, he says you are from Kampung.

If you Argue with him, He says you are Stubborn,

If you keep Quiet, He says you have no Brains.

If you are Smarter than him, he will Lose Face,

If he is Smarter than You, he is Great.

If you don't love him, he will Possess you,

If you Love him, he will try to leave you.

If you tell him your Problem, He will think your are Troublesome,

If you don't, He will say you don't Trust him.

If you Scolds him, He will think you are a Nanny,

If he Scolds you, it is because he Cares for you.

If you Smoke, you are a Bad Girl,

If he Smokes, He is a Gentleman.

If you do well in exams, He says it's Luck,

If he does well in exams, it's Brains

If you Hurts him, you're Cruel,

If he Hurts you, You're too sensitive.

Guys are so Hard to Please!